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Hi Guys! XD

So, I'm bored again. Lucy's gone dancing, and I thought I'd give you another teaser from the last chapter -

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I got up extra early on Thursday and called the only person who would understand what I was about to do.

He answered first ring, “Hello? Bella?”

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What's she about to do? Any ideas?

Update's coming soon!

Em x

Hey XD

So, I just finished writing Step 18 - Part 2, in which Bella and Alice go to Rosalie's. And i decided that since I posted PWC this morning already, I'd wait with that one till tomorrow.

As you can tell, I'm off school, and I'm already bored...

Lucy has gone to Spain. Again. And while she's busy sunning herself in erm... Majorca, I think. I'm sat here writing this. How crap.

In fact, because it looks pretty, here is a picture of Majorca.

Of course, there is always a chance that she's in the Costa Del Sol, but seriously, who wants to look at a picture of Benidorm.

Now then, where was I?

Oh right. The teaser...

Step 19 

Know when you’re giving a real compliment.  

Calling her pretty or beautiful is generally more appreciated than hot or sexy. There is a time and a place for everything, if you’re going to a club and she’s trying to look sexy then by all means, do tell her. But if it’s a normal day in the office or at school then it could be seen as quite degrading.

Right then, I'll be back soon!

Toodle Pip!

Emily x

Hi XD

So, it's snowing reeeeally heavy here and tomorrow I have a SNOW DAY! OH YES!

Lucy had today off, and did feck all. But in true 50s-Chauvanistic-Husband style, she expects me to write an update.

Now I will, but I won't be happy about it.

So, the next step...

Step 18

Be confident.                 

Three golden rules: Nothing is more sexy than confidence, nothing is more unattractive than arrogance and nothing is more annoying than a needy lack of self-esteem.


Right then... Look out for the update!

Aurevoir!

Emily x

 

Hi Guys :D

So, I'm off school with a throat infection, and I have decided to actually put the time to good use and write some updates, I've already done Cosmo's & Clueless, and I've just finished... Drum rolll... The next chapter of In A Month.

So, I figured as I can't post i until Lucy's back from school, I could put up a teaser. And here I am :D

So, IAM Chapter 21 - Step 17 :

17 - Eye contact.  

 

When you talk to her, if you really want her to know your listening then keep your eyes on hers, nothing says ‘I’m bored’ like wandering eyes.

And a little quote for you -

Rosalie - I grinned all the way to my first class, and took my seat next to Bella, who was looking equally dreamy, and I didn’t even care that it was Edward Cullen that had put that look on her face.

Not the most exciting, and it's actually quite short, but still, a chapter is a chapter right?

Watch your inboxes later on for the update x
 

Firstly, thank-you for the birthday wishes :D

I had a verrry good night, and also came to some startling realisations (most important of which, my male friend uses roll on body glitter...).

I read in the paper this morning a list of things you can do at each different age, and I was shocked to find, that I've been old enough to have a gun licence for a year!!! Why didn't any one tell me this before?  I'm quite upset. Anyway, it also says I can get married (without my parents consent in Scotland) and drink in restaurants.

I think someone should write and tell you these things on your birthday, then there would be no confusion.

Ooh, and to answer some questions I can't get my learners permit for another year. I know, it sucks. And, wait for it, Gordon bloody Brown wants to make it 18. Now that's something I could do with a gun licence.

Anyway, I'm getting off subject. Where was I? Birthdays, yes. So I had a big white cake covered in butter cream and blue (edible) glitter stars, and it is so gorgeously sickly it's unreal. I've been eating it for breakfast, and as a pudding, so there's not a lot left really...

Right. I'm rambling. I only really wanted to say thank-you. So, thank-you :D

Ok, because I'm sad, I've just taken a photo of the cake (What's left of it...) So... Let's see if this will work...



Oh yes, ladies and gents, that is the cake. XD

Right then, I'm off, there should be an In A Month teaser later on, so keep your eyes peeled.

Toodle Pip x

Emily-Resident 16 Year Old-Middleton

Oh yes... I don't know how many of you guys read Perez, but I was checking out Rob's page today when I saw this...



Please someone tell me that's photo shop...

Seriously. Why! He looks like he has no hands...

Having said that... I'll admit that I wouldn't mind a peek underneath his panties...

It looks like they're on wrong though, shouldn't the white lines be over his crotch? Oh well...

Hi Guys!

Just posted Step 15: Part 2, so here is, as promised, the next step... duhn duhn duhhhh!


Step 16: Get to know her family.  

 Get close to her family to earn extra brownie points. It shows you are committed to being with her, It gives you a conversation topic and it gives you a chance to get out early if her family are clinically insane.


So, it looks like Edward's in for some quality bonding time with Charlie and Jasper... Sounds like fun...easer!

Get us on blog alert, and we'll put up a teaser :D

Ly x Em x

 

Hi!

First post - This is a bit of a tester, but I think it's working...
So, we'll be posting a teaser for the next chapter of In A Month shortly! Look out for it!
I thought I should explain the picture too, it's was one of me in Poland on a school trip, and Lucy photo shopped herself into (Rude, I know, but it's what I have come to expect :P) I wonder if I can get it to show here... No apparently not... But whatever. So, I'm the blonde, Lu's the brunette...
I'm trying to remember what else I should write, but it's not coming so this'll have to do!

Watch this space,

Em x